A meeting.
Feb. 6th, 2009 02:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
theweaselking"So, I'm glad you all could attend. I wanted to update you on the status of our company and some recent developments.
As you know, we've just launched the new product that you've all been working on, and we've gotten some very impressive responses. Our existing clients have asked us to get trial copies and we have a dozen new clients signed up to evaluate it who have purchased training. So the future looks bright and you should all be proud of the work you've done.
Oh, and the VCs have lost confidence, they're pulling our money, we've declared bankruptcy, and you're all fired.
Any questions?"
/Yes, this was a real meeting. No, I did not lose my job. These are, however, one of my several clients, so I've just taken an unscheduled pay cut.
// And got a 3-day weekend out of the deal!
As you know, we've just launched the new product that you've all been working on, and we've gotten some very impressive responses. Our existing clients have asked us to get trial copies and we have a dozen new clients signed up to evaluate it who have purchased training. So the future looks bright and you should all be proud of the work you've done.
Oh, and the VCs have lost confidence, they're pulling our money, we've declared bankruptcy, and you're all fired.
Any questions?"
/Yes, this was a real meeting. No, I did not lose my job. These are, however, one of my several clients, so I've just taken an unscheduled pay cut.
// And got a 3-day weekend out of the deal!