Guess The State!

[theweaselking]

Forum Poster #1:

well i was at the street races a few weeks ago and i was racing when i started to slow down and got to about 90 i got pulled over...after everything and about an hour later i got a ticket for going to SLOW lol he wrote down doing 40mph in a 55 lol but the speed limit was 50mph on that road lol can i fight that , it was a 250$ ticket for going to slow wtf

Forum Poster #2, 3 posts down:

Disclaimer - this is assuming you were the moron racing on John Young past Walmart (near the roadside crosses where those 3 girls were killed in a street racing crash). If not, then I had someone just as idiotic do the same thing.

You just don't understand a break when I give you one. Please take me to court so I can print this out and show the judge.

Wow.

[Poll #1347555]

Comments

[glitteringlynx.livejournal.com]

That is so made of win (for the cop).

[onceupon.livejournal.com]

I actually recognize the place the cop is mentioning so it's probably not fair for me to vote in this one.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Heh. I thought about blanking out the street name, but didn't think it would be that easy.

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

I'm just running with the 'surreal non religious bat shit crazy is FL vs. the surreal religious bat shit crazy is OH' theme.

[camilla-anna.livejournal.com]

ditto here. What's in the WATER in those states?

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

I was thinking that the street racing thing might be a little bit of a giveaway in February.

But Ohio people *are* crazy!

[onceupon.livejournal.com]

It's just a lucky(?) break for me that I shop at that particular Wal-Mart when I am forced to go to Wal-Mart (not all that often anymore, thank goodness).

[onceupon.livejournal.com]

Oh, there's PLENTY of the religious bat shit crazy going on in the FLA as well. *headshake*

[fengi.livejournal.com]

Having grown up in Orlando I instantly recognized the place. What a tool. I vaguely understand the "street racing" subculture, but that area is not in any way safe for such things.

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

Sure, but the trend in John's polls is for the religious bat shit crazy to come from OH and the non-religious bat shit crazy to be from FL. I'm well aware that FL is full of all kinds of religious nuts too. My grandfather worked at Canaveral for decades on the Gemini, Mercury, and Apollo programs.

[unnamed525.livejournal.com]

Well, we are buckeyes, a lethal nut.

[thesquirrelfish.livejournal.com]

You have by far the most entertaining and intriguing lj I currently read.

[athelind.livejournal.com]

Extra pwnage points for the cop's choice of icons.

[opaqueplanet.livejournal.com]

From the original poster's signature:
H.E.A.R.T=Honda Enthusicits Against Ricer Trash

spelling aside.... if you're so against asians, why are you driving a Honda?
I thought this was possibly the funniest part of the post.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Hondas are made in Canada.

[opaqueplanet.livejournal.com]

and designed by "Ricer Trash"! :D