Guess The State!

[theweaselking]

Woman dials 911 for help because she's locked in her car!

[Poll #1376938]

Comments

[lonebear.livejournal.com]

1 April. Although I can see it as true. As Mercedes (I think) run M$, and if the computer crashes the doors truly can not be opened.

[gothpanda.livejournal.com]

I am contractually obligated to vote for Florida. Amusingly, I'm always right.

[thathatedguy.livejournal.com]

Oh thank jeebus.

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

...is she a bass player, perchance?

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

I thought bass players never knew when to come in, not how to get out.

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

Those are singers.

[tsunami-ryuu.livejournal.com]

Yes! One more for my winning streak. Florida, you're the Old Faithful of unbelievable stupidity.

[dreamshade.livejournal.com]

This one seemed very "old person-ish," which makes it an excellent Florida candidate.

[gilmoure.livejournal.com]

I always vote for Florida as well.

I'm from Florida.

[lonebear.livejournal.com]

I offer an apology. Actually heard the 9-1-1 call. I hope she isn't a breeder.

[gothpanda.livejournal.com]

LMAO

[snap-wilson.livejournal.com]

The 9-1-1 operator should have dispatched someone to remove her car door, as well as her closet doors, refrigerator door, cabinets, shower curtains, and anything else she might have found herself trapped in. I wonder if Obama reads stuff like this and thinks, "No, We Probably Can't."