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[theweaselking]

"Hello, 911? Yes, ma'am, this is an emergency. The emergency? A 13 foot Python is trying to eat me. He has me in his coils. Up a tree. I am keeping him from swallowing me by covering his head with my shirt. Oh, and I am biting his tail. Yes, that is the correct address. Please tell them to hurry. i will be easy to find. I am the man all wrapped up in snake. Up a tree."

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