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Date: 2009-08-21 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angelcorrine.livejournal.com
For the Twilight fan who has everything... except Cullen's PENIS!

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Date: 2009-08-21 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eris.livejournal.com
Someone should send one to Stephenie Meyer.

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Date: 2009-08-21 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marlo.livejournal.com
Wow. What the hell.

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Date: 2009-08-21 08:58 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] jerril
I am breathless with laughter right now.

So very NOT SURPRISED, but still breathless with laughter.

They got me right at "Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience."

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Date: 2009-08-21 10:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lafinjack.livejournal.com
"We will be shipping them first come first serve starting 9/1/09."

Sex toy marketeers should say "first serve, first come" instead.

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Date: 2009-08-22 02:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sanityimpaired.livejournal.com
That had me cackling as well.

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Date: 2009-08-22 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sanityimpaired.livejournal.com
I'm waiting for somebody who works in an office and checks their LJ during lunch to post their indignation at you causing an HR violation. :)

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Date: 2009-08-22 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kittikattie.livejournal.com
I check my eljay during lunch, but don't click on anything NSFW.

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Date: 2009-08-22 04:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hypatiasghost.livejournal.com
You know what? When I was 15, I used to pretend that Wolverine was watching me and guarding me while I slept. Sometimes I think we give the Twilight girls too hard a time.

The BOOKS are fucking creepy, of course. But they're pretty much exactly what many 15 year old girls want romance to be like and think that it is, so... *shrugs* I guess what I'm saying is an self-directed "Tu quoque."

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