Marines have been drilled to focus on their job with the utmost discipline... but there's no training for blowing up targets when your partner is a HOMO.
"One argument I’ve heard is that the presence of homosexuals will be too distracting to our soldiers. Um. How’s that again? Is all that military training and discipline so flimsy that it falls apart the moment Neil Patrick Harris strides into the room? (Okay, bad example. NPH disrupts entire nations by sheer force of awesomeness. But you get the idea.)"
What happens when you let gays into the military is that some of them will yell "I can't shoot him, he's beautiful!" instead of actually killing the enemy.
That's the problem with gays. They can't shoot hot males and thus should be banned from military duty. And neither should I - I can't shoot people. I shouldn't be allowed on any army either.
"Because we all know one of the main factors of war is the element of surprise. And what could be more surprising than the First Batallion Transvestite Brigade? Airborne Wing." --Eddie Izzard Dressed to Kill
"There's not much makeup in the army, is there? No. They only have that nighttime look, and that's a bit slapdash, isn't it?" --Eddie Izzard Dressed to Kill
I would really really REALLY like to see the First Batallion Transvestite Brigade, Airborne Wing. In their nighttime look.
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theweaselking
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Date: 2010-12-16 03:38 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-12-16 04:05 pm (UTC)"One argument I’ve heard is that the presence of homosexuals will be too distracting to our soldiers. Um. How’s that again? Is all that military training and discipline so flimsy that it falls apart the moment Neil Patrick Harris strides into the room? (Okay, bad example. NPH disrupts entire nations by sheer force of awesomeness. But you get the idea.)"
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Date: 2010-12-17 12:46 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-12-17 02:28 am (UTC)That's the problem with gays. They can't shoot hot males and thus should be banned from military duty. And neither should I - I can't shoot people. I shouldn't be allowed on any army either.
Let republicans kill each other.
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Date: 2010-12-17 03:10 pm (UTC)"There's not much makeup in the army, is there? No. They only have that nighttime look, and that's a bit slapdash, isn't it?"
--Eddie Izzard Dressed to Kill
I would really really REALLY like to see the First Batallion Transvestite Brigade, Airborne Wing. In their nighttime look.