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theweaselkingMichael Graham from 630-WMAL in Washington DC is for sale!
"Hey - Where’s MY gravy?"
That’s my question after finding out my fellow conservatives like Armstrong Williams and Maggie Gallagher are on the "cash for commentary" bandwagon. Why not me?
Since the Bush Administration hasn’t called (yet), I'm dropping a not-so-subtle hint that I, too, have bills to pay. I'm making my services as a talk host, writer and pundit available quickly and easily right here on eBay. And, because I'm a true conservative capitalist, my services are available to the highest bidder!
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He promises that all proceeds go to charity, actually, but it's pretty damn funny.
"Hey - Where’s MY gravy?"
That’s my question after finding out my fellow conservatives like Armstrong Williams and Maggie Gallagher are on the "cash for commentary" bandwagon. Why not me?
Since the Bush Administration hasn’t called (yet), I'm dropping a not-so-subtle hint that I, too, have bills to pay. I'm making my services as a talk host, writer and pundit available quickly and easily right here on eBay. And, because I'm a true conservative capitalist, my services are available to the highest bidder!
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He promises that all proceeds go to charity, actually, but it's pretty damn funny.