An open letter.
Jun. 26th, 2011 08:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
theweaselkingDear owner of the snausage-with-legs that attacked Piper:
Your pug has been returned in one piece because my dog, unlike yours, responds to voice control and knows that I am allowed to take food away from her.
By "food", of course, I mean "your dog, after it bit her".
Piper now gives me this look because I took her squeaky wriggling meat toy away:
Obedience and socialisation training: Just because I *can* grab your dog and chuck it like a football does not mean I should have to.
No love,
Me.
(For the record: No harm done, to either participant. Defective fuzzy rat-creature returned to apologetic owner. Piper now distracted by The Mystery Of Is There A Squirrel and once again all is right in her mayonnaise-witted little doggy world.)
Your pug has been returned in one piece because my dog, unlike yours, responds to voice control and knows that I am allowed to take food away from her.
By "food", of course, I mean "your dog, after it bit her".
Piper now gives me this look because I took her squeaky wriggling meat toy away:
Obedience and socialisation training: Just because I *can* grab your dog and chuck it like a football does not mean I should have to.
No love,
Me.
(For the record: No harm done, to either participant. Defective fuzzy rat-creature returned to apologetic owner. Piper now distracted by The Mystery Of Is There A Squirrel and once again all is right in her mayonnaise-witted little doggy world.)