Yeah, that isn't Morgan Freeman phraseology at all. (Or David Attenborough, which would work just as well.)
Possibly better first paragraph (which still isn't perfect Morgan Freeman, but OTOH I spent 2 minutes on it):
Now, I know what you're saying. What is Morgan Freeman doing here, and what is this all about? Well, I'll tell you straight, I have no honest idea. But I do know this much: that now you're reading this in my voice.
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Date: 2012-01-23 03:35 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-23 04:20 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-23 04:47 am (UTC)Possibly better first paragraph (which still isn't perfect Morgan Freeman, but OTOH I spent 2 minutes on it):
Now, I know what you're saying. What is Morgan Freeman doing here, and what is this all about? Well, I'll tell you straight, I have no honest idea. But I do know this much: that now you're reading this in my voice.
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Date: 2012-01-23 11:56 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-23 12:52 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-23 02:03 pm (UTC)Thank you.
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Date: 2012-01-23 03:14 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-23 09:53 pm (UTC)