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Catholic school administrators force children's baseball team to forfeit championship, to avoid needing to play with non-penis-haver.

(Memo to all other teams in that league: You have a *guaranteed* way of winning against that school, every single time! Just have a girl on your team, and they'll quit! Eventually, either the students will rebel and reject the arbitrary bigoted dictates of their religion (which is good) or the school will relent and stop being quite as bigoted (which is good), and in the mean time, you don't have to play with assholes AND you get more games in the playoffs than you lose in the season. Having a girl on your team so the Catholics won't play you: It's win/win/win/win!)

PS: Arizona is TOTALLY giving Ohio and Florida a run for their money, this year.
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