"You kids these days are so soft. When I was your age, I went to Moulin Rouge, kicked the maître d in the nuts, pissed on the bartender, fucked the chorus line, and then drank all night for free." ....
"Jesus, boy! What the hell happened to you?!" "I went to Moulin Rouge, kicked the maître d' in the nuts, pissed on the bartender, and then they beat seven shades of shit out of me and threw me in the Seine." "Well, people judge you by the company you keep - who'd you go there with?" "My friends. Who'd you go there with?" "The SS."
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Date: 2012-07-31 08:29 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-07-31 10:13 pm (UTC)....
"Jesus, boy! What the hell happened to you?!"
"I went to Moulin Rouge, kicked the maître d' in the nuts, pissed on the bartender, and then they beat seven shades of shit out of me and threw me in the Seine."
"Well, people judge you by the company you keep - who'd you go there with?"
"My friends. Who'd you go there with?"
"The SS."
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Date: 2012-07-31 10:56 pm (UTC)Got Kev good on that one
Date: 2012-08-01 12:16 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-08-02 10:38 am (UTC)