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[theweaselking]

Quoth andrewducker: "Freemen on the land" do not believe the law applies to them. Judges find this tiresome.

(Warning: Legal document, in legalese. Still hilariously snarky.)

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[andrewducker]

I can just imagine the expression on a judge's face when he realises that he's got one of these idiots in front of him.

Probably something like this.

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

I find it fascinating how the complete failure of their techniques never deters them.

[duskwuff.livejournal.com]

Personal favorite so far (I'm still reading):

Of course, that does not work. Mr. Meads is Mr. Meads in all his physical or imaginary aspects. He would experience and obtain the same effect and success if he appeared in court and selectively donned and removed a rubber Halloween mask which portrays the appearance of another person, asserting at this or that point that the mask’s person is the one liable to Ms. Meads. Not that I am encouraging, or indeed would countenance, the wearing of a mask in my courtroom.

(¶ 439)

[zenicurean.livejournal.com]

I see David Wynn Miller gets his fair share of mentions. His stuff is basically the legal equivalent of Time Cube.

[rdmasters.livejournal.com]

Huh... I'm impressed it achieves that level of coherency.

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes. The sort of quasi-legal stupidity that landed Wesley Snipes in prison.

[skiriki.livejournal.com]

This is disturbingly hilarious reading. Ever since I found out about this type of weird, Sovereign Citizen/Freemen on the Land movement has fascinated me the same way Time Cube has fascinated me.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

I think my favourite is near the end, directed to the gurus:

"[673] You cannot identify one instance where a court has rolled over and behaved as told. Not one. Your spells, when cast, fail."