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[theweaselking]

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

Even The Onion knew exactly how this would play out, in 2003.

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[ironphoenix.livejournal.com]

Apples and Winnebagos. There's no causal relationship between this and that. And it's only because we didn't have the gumption to finish the job.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

I was reaching for the block button before I remembered this wasn't twitter.

[ironphoenix.livejournal.com]

*hangs "Mission Accomplished!" banner*

[dantheserene.livejournal.com]

Never underestimate The Onion. Their ability to predict the future is amazing.

[skiriki.livejournal.com]

That just begs for a short story where Cassandra of myths was also given immortality along with her gift and curse of unbelieved prophesy, and her eventually picking up a career in writing satire for a comedy site...