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Jun. 20th, 2004 02:28 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
theweaselkingOnce again, from Ross Williams
When crazy glass-smashing maniac Grizzly Bill meets up with God-loving former wrestler Ted DiBiase, conversation ensues and Ted attempts to show Bill the error of his ways. Realising how many motor vehicles he has wrecked in his time with his shoddy fist-on-glass work, Goldberg decides to repent and wants to make things right. Suddenly, Mike Jones aka Virgil aka Vincent aka Pyjama Boy turns up from the future and shows our excellent friends how to travel back in time. A cunning plan is hatched, whereby Bill and Ted go back to the late 80s, take all of the money that was given to DiBiase to get the Million $ Man gimmick over and then travel to the late 90s, visiting all the cars that Bill totalled and leaving wedges of cash in the glove compartment. All is going well until Pyjama Boy begins insisting that they travel back in time to be in the audience, complete with "Virgil Rules" signs, at WrestleMania VII in an effort to get him over. Bill and Ted don’t fancy chancing that eventuality, quote causality and have to kill Pyjama Boy, unfortunately erasing the entire universe in the process via a loophole. Excellent nihilist drama/comedy.
When crazy glass-smashing maniac Grizzly Bill meets up with God-loving former wrestler Ted DiBiase, conversation ensues and Ted attempts to show Bill the error of his ways. Realising how many motor vehicles he has wrecked in his time with his shoddy fist-on-glass work, Goldberg decides to repent and wants to make things right. Suddenly, Mike Jones aka Virgil aka Vincent aka Pyjama Boy turns up from the future and shows our excellent friends how to travel back in time. A cunning plan is hatched, whereby Bill and Ted go back to the late 80s, take all of the money that was given to DiBiase to get the Million $ Man gimmick over and then travel to the late 90s, visiting all the cars that Bill totalled and leaving wedges of cash in the glove compartment. All is going well until Pyjama Boy begins insisting that they travel back in time to be in the audience, complete with "Virgil Rules" signs, at WrestleMania VII in an effort to get him over. Bill and Ted don’t fancy chancing that eventuality, quote causality and have to kill Pyjama Boy, unfortunately erasing the entire universe in the process via a loophole. Excellent nihilist drama/comedy.