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Jun. 26th, 2004 12:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
theweaselkingStill stealing from Ross Williams...
Compulsory DNA testing as set by Vince McMahon shockingly reveals that the man we know as Kane now actually was NOT the man behind the mask the day it came off. In search of the truth, and trying to figure out why exactly the chap with the mask had such odd hair and bizarre taste in make up, the Kane-impostor talks to all those closest to the original Kane in an attempt to piece it all together. Hilarity ensues during the interrogation of Katie Vick’s corpse, with special guest cameo by Triple H’s genitals.
Compulsory DNA testing as set by Vince McMahon shockingly reveals that the man we know as Kane now actually was NOT the man behind the mask the day it came off. In search of the truth, and trying to figure out why exactly the chap with the mask had such odd hair and bizarre taste in make up, the Kane-impostor talks to all those closest to the original Kane in an attempt to piece it all together. Hilarity ensues during the interrogation of Katie Vick’s corpse, with special guest cameo by Triple H’s genitals.