Looking for a safe stance on abortion? Me neither.

[theweaselking]

Quoth Maddox, from his election platform.
(And if you don't read his material, you should. He's great.)



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Seriously.
I can't stand vampires and people who claim to be them. If there are
real vampires, then there should be real vampire hunters. I don't have a
beef with Mr. Tepes because I think we can all agree that impaling
20,000 people on stakes as a negotiating tactic is sufficiently awesome.
What I have a problem with are these 14 year old losers who hang
out at raves wearing prosthetic fangs, listening to obnoxious happy-hardcore
dancing with giant platform shoes (courtesy of "Hot Topic," because all
vampires shop at trendy clothing stores for their pre-packaged sub-culture
needs).
When they're not busy doing the dishes for their allowance, they're out
doing evil things like smoking, staying up past curfew, or
reading books on the occult at Barnes & Noble. They join little
"sanguinarian" clubs and they change their names to something
adequately evil like Raven, Ivy or Memnoch.


These are the same people who say they laugh during dramas when someone gets
killed. We all know a person like this, they think they're morbid and
mysterious because they force out a contrived chuckle during a death scene.
Oooh, you laughed during a murder, you're so unique and evil. The fact
that the number of members in these stupid clubs surge every time a new
"Blade" movie comes out eludes them. Who has time for things like
facts and responsibility when you're busy "feeding" yourself by having
orgies that give you magical powers? Idiots.

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[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

I have a pair of prosthetic fangs. I used to wear them with street clothes, just to alarm people. Of course, now that EVERYONE has them, the shock value is rather less.

There's this goth club in Seattle that used to closely resemble the one in the first Blade movie (it later moved to a different location). A friend and I used to amuse ourselves by going to this club and muttering "Bloodbath!" at each other.

Hot Topic gives me hives.