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I have had another awesome thought.

Screw Cardinals, let's get DEMOCRATIC about picking old JP's replacement!

That's right, it's time for PAPAL IDOL!

Top contestants compete in blessing, prayer, child molestation, waving, and riding the Popemobile! See our official moderators - Pat Robertson, George Carlin, and Dan Savage[1] - argue over who should lead the Catholic church into the information age while putting our contestants through their paces!

Voting available on the web and via text messaging, to eliminate one cardinal a week!

[1]: Without a gay guy, how are we going to tell who looks best in the really big hat?
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