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[theweaselking]

Benedict Xvi, born Josef Rottweiler, is the brand-spankin'-new Pope. He reincarnated, Phoenix-like, from his previous form as Pope John Paul 2.0, in 2005. His first act as Pope was the ritual consumption of John Paul 2.0's body, thereby absorbing his secret powers.

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[missysedai.livejournal.com]

I shouldn't read you early in the morning. Now I'm giggling too hard to be productive.