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Apr. 23rd, 2005 12:28 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
theweaselking
"Talking Bible Dolls are lovable, huggable dolls that talk! Order today!
A great NEW toy for any child. Each Jesus or Moses doll gives actual scripture verses to introduce children of all ages to the wisdom of the Bible.
These 12 inch dolls are easily activated by squeezing their red hearts. Send a loved one more than just a toy send them a gift that will help shape their future."
Except, of course, that they don't actually recite scripture.
Verse 1 : "I LOVE you, and I have an EXCITING PLAN for your life!"Creepy.
Verse 4 : "Your life matters SO MUCH to me!"