"NO! There are no 'um's and no 'like's in that soliloquy!"

[theweaselking]

Catholic school teacher fired for shooting student during rehearsal for Romeo and Juliet.

Comments

[benarian.livejournal.com]

Stupid actors not getting their lines right!

[scifantasy.livejournal.com]

With a pellet gun. Not that he shouldn't get fired, but it's not like the girl is in the hospital...

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Indeed, but that makes the headline much less fun.

[benarian.livejournal.com]

Heheheheh. Yup.

[ryusen.livejournal.com]

ok, that was a misleading headline.. you working on a Journalism degree or something?

[torrain.livejournal.com]

In the signal to noise ratio of the Internet, he is determined to boost the "WTF?" factor.

[ryusen.livejournal.com]

don't his cats and other assorted animals already do that?

[torrain.livejournal.com]

*raised eyebrow* Unless you're implying something about me, he only has one cat and no other pets...

[ryusen.livejournal.com]

haha.. i meant the various pictures of cats and other animals he posts .p

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

"Filthy gene-hoarding monkeys doom human race" didn't clue you in that maybe I didn't consider "accuracy" more important than "humour"?

[ryusen.livejournal.com]

of course not .p

i dunno for soem reason, i was expecting a real gun in this case...