"Integrity, Honour, Respect", hmm?

[theweaselking]

Denver teenager attempts to join US Army - He's 17, they say "That's okay, lie." He tells them he's a high-school dropout, they tell him "That's okay, here's how you fake a diploma." He says "I'm a drug addict - just marijuana, though", they tell him "Here's how you fake out the drug test." A second recruiter drove him to the store to buy the materials, and paid half the cost.

Said teenager is an honours student working for a school newspaper, and recording everything.