Haven't heard it yet. Marking for amusement value and later listening. From FARK.

[theweaselking]

Anti-abortion activist confides in Alan Colmes: "When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

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As well, note how offended he gets when he's told "Uh, no, I've never fucked an animal, dude."

To quote someone else: "Well, Mr. Big City Liberal, I guess you're too elitist to stuff your genitals into an animal's anus"

Comments

[eididdy.livejournal.com]

Yikes!

Apparently having sex with an animal is lower on the sin totem pole that having sex with a member of the same gender and species...

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

No, no, you're forgetting the *other* mainstay of the religious: Men cannot control themselves, and hence it's always the woman, child, or goat's fault, for being so durn purty.

[larabeaton.livejournal.com]

"Well, Mr. Big City Liberal, I guess you're too elitist to stuff your genitals into an animal's anus"

Waitaminnit. Are you talking about having gay sex with animals? You sicko.

[ursulav.livejournal.com]

And worst of all, mules are sterile! So that's sex for pleasure instead of reproduction!

That mule is SO going to hell.

[eididdy.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, that hearkens back to the talking snake/magic apple story. My bad.

Of course, they can't control themselves is not an applicable defense if the other being happens to be male as well.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Of course not. After all, it's because you can't control yourself in the face of *temptation*, and men aren't tempting.

If you're an effeminate man, though, you might act enough like a woman to be tempting, at which point it's your fault again.