THINGS SCIENCE IS HIDING FROM US.

[theweaselking]

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[zenten.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure it wouldn't have that much fiber, and the fat and sodium content would be greater.

[ceara.livejournal.com]

Wow. Miracle food, what with the negative calories and the zero total carbs despite having both fiber and sugar.

Kinda baffled by the zero fat, though.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

That's part of the diabolical secret that science is HIDING!

[anivair.livejournal.com]

that's the magic of stem cells.

Mmmmmmm ...

[unnamed525.livejournal.com]

Fetus, the other white meat.

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure the calories are negative because the fetus is normally removed, not taken in.

[larabeaton.livejournal.com]

... or because the fetus actually consumes some of the calories that the mother eats.

[brian-berlin.livejournal.com]

I like the crunchy bits

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Have I mentioned recently how much I like you?

[ceara.livejournal.com]

That was my thought.