Why pro wrestling makes history better.

[theweaselking]

I came out here to let you revel in the greatness that is me! They've all been sent to take me down,
and they've all failed! Just look at the list of names of those who have gone up against me and not succeeded...
Plekhanov, Martov, Dan, even Trotsky, who's stepped aside to allow you the chance to chant my name,
and you know you want to... V-I-L!... V-I-L!... V-I-L!... Kerensky, you have my belt!
The belt that is mine by right and mine by the dialectics! You could have faced me in February,
but instead you decided to stay in Petrograd and fight the Czar instead! Well, now you're here, in my ring,
and I promise you, this will be a November To Remember! This is going to be payback for all those years I spent in exile!
And I'm not going to lay down for you, just because you beat an old, tired autocracy.
You're not facing that now because I AM A BOLSHEVIK GOD!!!
- Eric Szulczewski