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Rube Goldberg's crime blotter.
Burglar invades home.
Homeowner scares off burglar.
Homeowner chases burglar down the street with a knife, tackles him, stabs him repeatedly.
Nearby construction workers see an apparent murder in progress, strike homeowner in the head with a shovel.
Burglar gets up, grabs a truck, loses control and hits a house.

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Date: 2005-08-04 02:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anivair.livejournal.com
One of the best news headlines ever.

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Date: 2005-08-04 03:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] takhisis.livejournal.com
Is it horrible that I had the Benny Hill theme music running through my head while I read that story? XD

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