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[theweaselking]

therayven is wise in the ways of lawsuits:

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So Rockstar is being sued for false advertising and unfair business practices.

If Rockstar loses this suit, I stand to make billions in legal damages.

Why? It's simple. I'm going to sue everyone I come into contact with for exposing themselves to me.

How? Easy. Underneath their clothing they are naked; using a third-party pair of scissors, I can modify their clothes - whether or not they intended for me to modify their clothing in such a way - to reveal their naughty bits, therefore scarring myself for life. They never intended for me to modify their clothing, but because they have uncensored nudity underneath their clothing, they are liable, in much the same way Rockstar is liable. I don't even need to alter their clothing to win the suit; since it is merely possible for me to do it, that's enough for me to be able to press charges.

I can't wait to see the results of this lawsuit. If they lose, it'll be a sad day for justice... and a rich day for me.
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