(no subject)
Aug. 4th, 2005 01:53 pm=======================================================
So Rockstar is being sued for false advertising and unfair business practices.
If Rockstar loses this suit, I stand to make billions in legal damages.
Why? It's simple. I'm going to sue everyone I come into contact with for exposing themselves to me.
How? Easy. Underneath their clothing they are naked; using a third-party pair of scissors, I can modify their clothes - whether or not they intended for me to modify their clothing in such a way - to reveal their naughty bits, therefore scarring myself for life. They never intended for me to modify their clothing, but because they have uncensored nudity underneath their clothing, they are liable, in much the same way Rockstar is liable. I don't even need to alter their clothing to win the suit; since it is merely possible for me to do it, that's enough for me to be able to press charges.
I can't wait to see the results of this lawsuit. If they lose, it'll be a sad day for justice... and a rich day for me.
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(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-04 06:13 pm (UTC)Presumably, it would be even more scarring than GTA: San Andreas, because it's actual live human nudity, and not hot, steamy polygon-on-polygon action.
(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-04 06:25 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-10 12:11 pm (UTC)Kidding aside, how about suing "Double take micro wear"? "Express purpose of covering up" doesn't really cover their stuff -- especially the "invisible" line (I'm not linking to it because it's fairly NSFW, but google should help).
(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-10 05:00 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-11 12:00 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-04 06:23 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-04 06:29 pm (UTC)Believe me, I'm not one for "censorship," and being a writer I'm all for free speech and all that. But in this case, Rockstar just went too far, and now wants to try to blame everyone else for something they did.
(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-04 06:41 pm (UTC)The problem here, is that soccer-mom type groups aren't willing to recognize that adults play more video games than children. So they feel the need to impose their will on us (adults). It is absolutely pathetic.
(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-04 07:03 pm (UTC)Well, that's for people to decide for themselves (or even more to the point, for parents to decide for their kids), isn't it? To some people, the sex *is* more objectionable than the violence. Yeah, I think it's a bit warped as well, but it's still a parent's... I'm not sure if I want to say "right" or "duty" here... to try to govern what their kids are exposed to. If Rockstar's going to hobble their ability to do that by trying to slide more objectionable stuff under the radar (things which would have given the game a higher rating if the ratings board knew about it, at least here in the U.S.), then yeah, they're totally at fault.
To me, it's not along the lines of clothes manufacturers being at fault when their clothes are removed. It's more like Janet Jackson's "wardrobe malfunction" from the Superbowl. "Oh gee, how did that breast get out there? But... I had it totally covered! I can't IMAGINE how that got exposed like that. The shock! The horror!"
(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-04 08:19 pm (UTC)If parents don't want their kids to play an extremely violent game, then they should enforce their internal family rules regarding such things - not try and make up for their poor parenting by taking legal action which affects the majority of video gamers (adults), who just want to be left alone for a change. The same thing goes for games with graphic sex scenes of any sort. Adults have the option to not buy the game. Parents have a responsibility to ensure that their kids aren't being exposed to things that they consider inappropriate.
(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-04 08:31 pm (UTC)> exposed to things that they consider inappropriate.
You've missed the point, partially: The complaint is that the box says "horrible violence and naughty words" when it's possible to play the game with "horrible violence, naughty words, and EEEEEEVIL SEX!".
The fact that it requires an explicit patch is not really relevant to the complainers - it's the fact that they approved the horrible violence, not the sex.
(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-04 10:01 pm (UTC)And for the record (to the previous poster), in the U.S. GTA:SA *was* marked as Mature, which is theoretically 17+, and the extra material bumped it up to Adults Only. Not much of an age difference but then, some parents very well might still let slightly younger kids play Mature titles (especially since a lot of them aren't quite *that* bad) who would never consider letting the same kidlets have an AO game.
(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-10 05:02 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-10 05:05 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-04 11:08 pm (UTC)ANyone who designs a video game and expects people to NOT be able to find hidden content is a morom.
(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-10 12:14 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-10 05:36 pm (UTC)"So fucking what?"
Is simply that they were careless enough to let this happen. The industry rating remained government free because there was an inherant trust in it's integrity. This broke that trust. I couldn't care less about sexual content in video games, but somethign that makes the "counsil of anti-sex-obsessed parents, who can't take enough time to learn about their children and related idiots," salivate does irritate me.
(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-11 12:03 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-11 12:25 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-04 06:53 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-04 06:56 pm (UTC)SCARRED! SCARRED FOR LIFE!
(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-04 07:05 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-04 07:10 pm (UTC)They're not part of the game.
You can't get them from the game.
They're "dead code".
I'm willing to bet the PR and legal guys never even knew of their existence.
It takes an EXTERNAL PATCH to add them to the game, and all that patch does is allow you your pixellated (clothed) sex scene. That's all the patch is for, and you downloaded it KNOWING that that's what it was for.
This is, in fact, JUST like my putting mirrors on my shoes and then suing because OH MY GOD I CAN SEE UP YOUR SKIRT YOU WANTON HARLOT.
(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-04 10:10 pm (UTC)It takes an EXTERNAL PATCH to add them to the game, and all that patch does is allow you your pixellated (clothed) sex scene. That's all the patch is for, and you downloaded it KNOWING that that's what it was for.
Well, a patch, or just a simple code on a code device for the console versions. Not exactly that difficult - and it was still *on* the disc, in playable form once unlocked. And in this case, it's *well* known that people WILL find the extra code on the disc, and unlock it, and tell other people how to unlock it. Period. You cannot tell me that at least the programmers didn't fully realize that someone, somewhere would find the minigames and point them out, allowing others to access them. Because it's been done before in well-known examples. (A South Park episode hidden on a Tiger Woods golf game and a bunch of extraneous voices/dialogue/etc on the first Soulreaver game are just two that immediately come to mind.)
And I think the point here is more that kids download the patch (or plug in the code) knowing what it's for, after the parents bought the game not knowing the material was on there.
This is, in fact, JUST like my putting mirrors on my shoes and then suing because OH MY GOD I CAN SEE UP YOUR SKIRT YOU WANTON HARLOT.
Not really. It's more like a parent buying a pair of shoes for their kid, and finding out later that they came supplied with extendable mirrors on little poles, *if* you pry a small flap of leather off the front of the toes.
(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-10 05:07 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-11 12:28 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-04 09:19 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-04 08:13 pm (UTC)GTA is expressly for adults. It may be listed as '18+, graphic violence and language' and not mention nudity, but it is *definitely* a game for which Rockstar says 'kids should probably not play this'.
The Sims, however... Now there's a game you can do unintended naughty things with. And the ESRB on it is a mere T.
-K