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Date: 2005-08-05 02:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anivair.livejournal.com
I love a softer world. best comic ever.

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Date: 2005-08-05 04:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unnamed525.livejournal.com
I'm so manly I choke wild animals with my testicles.

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Date: 2005-08-05 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
I once ate the Bible while water skiing!

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Date: 2005-08-05 04:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unnamed525.livejournal.com
I once read the collected works of Shakespeare while sky diving and getting a blowjob!

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Date: 2005-08-05 04:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
I grew a third arm and keep it in a vault!

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Date: 2005-08-05 04:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unnamed525.livejournal.com
I grew a third leg and used it to make porn!

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Date: 2005-08-05 05:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
It was the sight of my naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane!

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Date: 2005-08-05 05:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unnamed525.livejournal.com
I'm the real reason why Angelina Jolie left Billy Bob Thorton!

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Date: 2005-08-05 05:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
I killed Wolfman Jack with a trident!

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Date: 2005-08-05 05:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unnamed525.livejournal.com
I ate Bruce Lee's brain with portobello mushrooms!

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Date: 2005-08-05 06:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
I once inhaled a seagull!

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Date: 2005-08-05 06:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unnamed525.livejournal.com
I once drove 10 miles on the power of my farts!

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Date: 2005-08-05 06:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
The Pope told me it was ok to have a mistress!

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Date: 2005-08-05 06:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unnamed525.livejournal.com
The President let me have a threesome with his daughters in the White House!

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Date: 2005-08-05 06:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
I drank a full glass of liquid LSD with my eggs. Then I slept
for 8 months straight. When I woke I rubbed my eyes and said, "All
in all, I prefer gin."

True Story

Date: 2005-08-05 06:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unnamed525.livejournal.com
I lived with a girl who was 3 years younger than me, in her parents house in a wealthy suburb of Columbus, for six months ... her father is a Marine.

Your response was boring. I WIN!

Date: 2005-08-05 06:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
I drive an ice cream truck covered in human skulls!
From: [identity profile] unnamed525.livejournal.com
I have a jacket made of the flayed flesh of my enemies!

Your responses are sad and derivative!

Date: 2005-08-05 06:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
You know, I shoot whiskey into my neck with a syringe!

So what? Originality is overrated.

Date: 2005-08-05 06:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unnamed525.livejournal.com
I smoke fresh orangutang poop out of a hookah!

The whole point is to be DIFFERENTLY absurd.

Date: 2005-08-05 07:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
I use the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel!
From: [identity profile] unnamed525.livejournal.com
I climbed the Himalayas naked then road a sled down to the bottom!

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