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Aug
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5th
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2005
10:42 am
theweaselking
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Date:
2005-08-05 04:47 pm (UTC)
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I grew a third leg and used it to make porn!
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Date:
2005-08-05 05:03 pm (UTC)
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theweaselking.livejournal.com
It was the sight of my naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane!
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Date:
2005-08-05 05:22 pm (UTC)
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I'm the real reason why Angelina Jolie left Billy Bob Thorton!
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Date:
2005-08-05 05:40 pm (UTC)
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theweaselking.livejournal.com
I killed Wolfman Jack with a trident!
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Date:
2005-08-05 05:44 pm (UTC)
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unnamed525.livejournal.com
I ate Bruce Lee's brain with portobello mushrooms!
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Date:
2005-08-05 06:05 pm (UTC)
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theweaselking.livejournal.com
I once inhaled a seagull!
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Date:
2005-08-05 06:12 pm (UTC)
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unnamed525.livejournal.com
I once drove 10 miles on the power of my farts!
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Date:
2005-08-05 06:17 pm (UTC)
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theweaselking.livejournal.com
The Pope told me it was ok to have a mistress!
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Date:
2005-08-05 06:21 pm (UTC)
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unnamed525.livejournal.com
The President let me have a threesome with his daughters in the White House!
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Date:
2005-08-05 06:22 pm (UTC)
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theweaselking.livejournal.com
I drank a full glass of liquid LSD with my eggs. Then I slept
for 8 months straight. When I woke I rubbed my eyes and said, "All
in all, I prefer gin."
True Story
Date:
2005-08-05 06:41 pm (UTC)
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I lived with a girl who was 3 years younger than me, in her parents house in a wealthy suburb of Columbus, for six months ... her father is a Marine.
Your response was boring. I WIN!
Date:
2005-08-05 06:43 pm (UTC)
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theweaselking.livejournal.com
I drive an ice cream truck covered in human skulls!
YOU can't win unless I concede defeat, which I will never do!
Date:
2005-08-05 06:46 pm (UTC)
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unnamed525.livejournal.com
I have a jacket made of the flayed flesh of my enemies!
Your responses are sad and derivative!
Date:
2005-08-05 06:50 pm (UTC)
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theweaselking.livejournal.com
You know, I shoot whiskey into my neck with a syringe!
So what? Originality is overrated.
Date:
2005-08-05 06:59 pm (UTC)
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unnamed525.livejournal.com
I smoke fresh orangutang poop out of a hookah!
The whole point is to be DIFFERENTLY absurd.
Date:
2005-08-05 07:03 pm (UTC)
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theweaselking.livejournal.com
I use the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel!
Never once have I said the identical thing as you! Therefore, I'm being different! Anyway, you inspi
Date:
2005-08-05 08:15 pm (UTC)
From:
unnamed525.livejournal.com
I pick my teeth with shards of the True Cross!
They're DERIVATIVE. That means BASED ON MINE. Be DIFFERENT.
Date:
2005-08-05 08:31 pm (UTC)
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theweaselking.livejournal.com
I have dandruff the size of mice!
Your definition of "different" is far too narrow.
Date:
2005-08-05 08:39 pm (UTC)
From:
unnamed525.livejournal.com
I climbed the Himalayas naked then road a sled down to the bottom!
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Date: 2005-08-05 06:22 pm (UTC)for 8 months straight. When I woke I rubbed my eyes and said, "All
in all, I prefer gin."
True Story
Date: 2005-08-05 06:41 pm (UTC)Your response was boring. I WIN!
Date: 2005-08-05 06:43 pm (UTC)YOU can't win unless I concede defeat, which I will never do!
Date: 2005-08-05 06:46 pm (UTC)Your responses are sad and derivative!
Date: 2005-08-05 06:50 pm (UTC)So what? Originality is overrated.
Date: 2005-08-05 06:59 pm (UTC)The whole point is to be DIFFERENTLY absurd.
Date: 2005-08-05 07:03 pm (UTC)Never once have I said the identical thing as you! Therefore, I'm being different! Anyway, you inspi
Date: 2005-08-05 08:15 pm (UTC)They're DERIVATIVE. That means BASED ON MINE. Be DIFFERENT.
Date: 2005-08-05 08:31 pm (UTC)Your definition of "different" is far too narrow.
Date: 2005-08-05 08:39 pm (UTC)