Today's scary fluffy people who aren't all that clear on reality.

[theweaselking]

From the Department Of Bounced Reality Checks, I give you as_created - a combination of wishful thinking, literal Bible-reading, and bad biology that has to be seen to be disbelieved.

This is a community for those who wish to live as they were created to live. It is a community for those who wish to live in a world without the technology...without the pollution. For those who would rather be riding horses instead of driving cars--tending crops instead of buying poisoned produce with paper money. It is a community for those who wish to be back with nature. The Garden of Eden is our dream, Earth is our temporary blessing.

We were created to be complete herbivores. We consume only that which was created for us to consume--foods that grow directly from the ground. We do not eat animals as we were not created to eat them.

We were created to be one with nature. We do not pollute when faced with that choice, and pollute as little as possible when there are no other options. We are as natural as we were created to be. We practice natural health care and natural medicine. Certain plants were created for us to use medicinally.

Yikes.

Comments

[mckenzee.livejournal.com]

It is a community for those who wish to live in a world without the technology...

So, they'll be turning off the computers now?

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Don't be silly. Computers aren't burning anything and don't give off anything but heat, so they don't pollute.

Duh. You am stupid.

(Seriously. It's like creationist performance art where the artist DOESN'T KNOW it's performance art)

[(Anonymous)]

Errr...but horses aren't exactly naturally domestic animals. Just because it's hairy and poops doesn't mean it's not a form of technology on the hoof, as 'twere.

[ursulav.livejournal.com]

*grumble* That was me...stupid LJ...

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

And you were using the Bad Logic about horses anyway! Bad Logic! Bad ursulav! Bad!

(I must laugh lest I cry. Copiously.)

[stormfeather.livejournal.com]

Yes, let us not eat the meat, as we were obviously not designed for it. Sharp pointy teeth? What sharp pointy teeth? Oh, THESE sharp pointy canine teeth meant for rending flesh? Nope, don't see them. You must be hallucinating. It's all that meat, I tell you.

[sivi-volk.livejournal.com]

Plants? Of course!

I'll just kick-start the ol'appendix...

Oh, wait. Right. I can't</i. digest cellulose, can I?

[anivair.livejournal.com]

I wonder how they get the sand out of their ears at night.

[waterspyder.livejournal.com]

I will never regret the 3 years I spent in University studying Biology, even if I didn't finish that degree. It allows me a keen ability to detect biological bullshit.

[luna-the-cat.livejournal.com]

Okaaay...

But I put to you that ultimately they are less scary than the "everything was put here for us to use and if we destroy it that's ok 'cuz it's ours anyway" crowd of biologically-ignorant bible-thumpers.