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Aug. 25th, 2005 08:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
theweaselking"Dear sir, sign here to prove you are dead"
When Sheila Lane was told by her late father's bank that it could not close his account without his signature, she took his ashes to the local branch, slammed them on the counter and told staff:
"If you think you can get a signature out of him then you are a better person than me."
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Ah, the first day of university - moving away from home, experiencing new things, meeting your new roommate who accuses you of putting a hidden camera in the room and then breaks an iron over your head...
Ohio, naturally.
When Sheila Lane was told by her late father's bank that it could not close his account without his signature, she took his ashes to the local branch, slammed them on the counter and told staff:
"If you think you can get a signature out of him then you are a better person than me."
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Ah, the first day of university - moving away from home, experiencing new things, meeting your new roommate who accuses you of putting a hidden camera in the room and then breaks an iron over your head...
Ohio, naturally.
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Date: 2005-08-26 02:33 pm (UTC)Is that pronounced like 'Chief Wiggum'?