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[theweaselking]

Hmm, I have found a beer while jogging! I shall drink it! Oh no, I have ingested lye!

Boy meets girl. Boy and girl fall in love. Girl convinces boy to smuggle two tons of cocaine on his privately-owned personal 727. Did I mention that the boy is Saudi royalty?

There's no place like home. There's no place like OK, ASSHOLES, WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY RUBY SLIPPERS? I KILL YOU!

Comments

[unnamed525.livejournal.com]

Two tons? Man, that's a lot of blow. I wonder if it was closer to three tons before it got reported.

[gothpanda.livejournal.com]

I tried to look at the second one, but on the page there was a row of babies blinking at me to click their state-initialed diapers for low, low mortgage rates and I got scared.