Adopt a Penguin today!

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Welcome to the most respected, domesticated penguin dealer on the Internet! Relax and take a look around our site where you can find information on our company, our products, and what goes into the care of a penguin. Penguin Warehouse, Inc. sells certified purebred penguins, useful penguin books, and many other items to make you and your new pet happy.


Top 10 Reasons To Adopt A Penguin:

1. The perfect conversation piece for parties!

2. Make great foot-warmers.

3. Lovely lawn ornament.

4. Man's true best friend.

5. Good dancing partner.

6. Bring South Pole home!

7. Come fully dressed in their own tuxedo.

8. Rid house of pesky krill.

9. Good Christmas Decorations!

10. Have you seen a penguin?!

Comments

[unnamed525.livejournal.com]

... but can it hop about in space?