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Sep. 8th, 2005 04:20 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
theweaselkingTexas resident kills "chupacabra"
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Thai Buddhist monk creates "moral" cellphone ringtones.
Yes, they DID just say that "Don't let mobile phone conversations lead to premature sex and pregnancy." is a Buddhist mantra.
I want to be a Buddhist now.
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Mexican army crosses US border, headed for San Antonio.
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President of Czech Republic posts signs: "The EU does not extend onto my private property"
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Harvard Med School now adding hot peppers to pain drugs for arthritis patients!
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Hmm, my Notre Dame season's tickets were delivered to the wrong address - the delivery guy's home!
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German Anarchist Pogo Party commercials: "Rather than offer any presentation of policies, the party's campaign spot spliced together scenes of debauched revellers smashing furniture, pouring beer down each other's throats and groups of couples kissing and groping each other, all set to a frantic heavy metal soundtrack."
Of course, their party motto is "Arbeit ist Scheisse"
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Movies I want to see:
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The proper way to pay people for helping you move is pizza and beer, not a 7.62 rifle round to the groin.
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Ah, weather. Three more hurricanes currently in the atlantic, heading fast for the largest number of named storms ever. They might just run out of names.
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Thai Buddhist monk creates "moral" cellphone ringtones.
The ringtones, developed by popular monk Phra Phayom Kalayano, will consist of Buddhist mantras such as "Anger is stupidity; fury is madness"; "Compose yourself before answering this call"; and "Don't let mobile phone conversations lead to premature sex and pregnancy."...
Yes, they DID just say that "Don't let mobile phone conversations lead to premature sex and pregnancy." is a Buddhist mantra.
I want to be a Buddhist now.
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Mexican army crosses US border, headed for San Antonio.
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President of Czech Republic posts signs: "The EU does not extend onto my private property"
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Harvard Med School now adding hot peppers to pain drugs for arthritis patients!
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Hmm, my Notre Dame season's tickets were delivered to the wrong address - the delivery guy's home!
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German Anarchist Pogo Party commercials: "Rather than offer any presentation of policies, the party's campaign spot spliced together scenes of debauched revellers smashing furniture, pouring beer down each other's throats and groups of couples kissing and groping each other, all set to a frantic heavy metal soundtrack."
Of course, their party motto is "Arbeit ist Scheisse"
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Movies I want to see:
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The proper way to pay people for helping you move is pizza and beer, not a 7.62 rifle round to the groin.
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Ah, weather. Three more hurricanes currently in the atlantic, heading fast for the largest number of named storms ever. They might just run out of names.
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Date: 2005-09-08 10:04 pm (UTC)Also, I don't want to see Loretta Swit in a bikini at this stage of her life.
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Date: 2005-09-09 12:26 am (UTC)