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[theweaselking]

THE QUANTUM MICROVORTEX BIOMAGNETIC ENERGY BALANCER(tm)

"Incorporating The Balancing Power of Hematite"


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[jerril]

... as much as I'm a fan of Hematite, I'm not so sure it has Cosmic Power beyond it's ability to make me buy bad jewlery.

[jerril]

"When someone is very attracted to The Quantum Microvortex Biomagnetic Energy Balancer™ , it usually transpires they are suffering from emotional burnout or mental exhaustion. This stone then helps them to make the necessary life-style adjustments by grounding and energising them into constructive creative action"

Oh. That's why I keep buying tacky hematite items. I've been working Helpdesk for too long. :D