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Date: 2005-09-11 03:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corruptedjasper.livejournal.com
Pretty sure I've seen a link to it before, probably from you.

(No fishing in the trash can after the ritual! That's DIRTY! EUW!!)

...

Words fail me.

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Date: 2005-09-11 04:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pixelhawk.livejournal.com
Now I've seen everything... Ceremonial magic to summon the Goddess of Anorexia? ye Gods!

It would be funny if it weren't so sad.

Hello, by the way... I found your lj thanks to [livejournal.com profile] flemco

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Date: 2005-09-11 05:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
Hi, and welcome in. Jay's sent me a pile of hits, and that makes me happy.

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Date: 2005-09-11 05:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] torrain.livejournal.com
I'm sorry. It's the rye and Cowbell. I can't focus on the ritual, the recollection of the summoning for the goddess of chocolate keeps intruding on my concentration.

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Date: 2005-09-11 06:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pixelhawk.livejournal.com
Yes, and the Goddess of chocolate demands tribute daily... otherwise she makes me get cranky.

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Date: 2005-09-11 08:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] torrain.livejournal.com
Mmmm... chocolate.

Bits from that page which are kind of sticking with me:
"thou who dost inspire the heartaching illicit and forbidden lusts which cause the phalluses of men to throb with unrequited and unquenchable desire"
I suppose it's unrequited if you can't actually manage sex 'cause you might snap...
"I want my thighs to be 17 inches instead of 20"


I whipped out a measuring tape. Dear *god*.

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Date: 2005-09-12 06:04 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] jerril
A disturbing image, no?

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Date: 2005-09-13 06:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] torrain.livejournal.com
It is. It's bringing back another couple of them....

I saw someone walking down the street once, and I don't think her thighs were quite that thin. But I was distracted by the way I could watch the bones in the joint of her elbow roll under the skin when she swung her hand.

A friend of mine used to work in a clothing store. A lady came in, tried on clothes, was too thin for the size 2s, handled it well, and mentioned "At least my diet's still working" on her way out.

Clearing out the changeroom later, my friend saw the hair that had fallen right out of her scalp while she was trying things on.

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Date: 2005-09-11 07:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lurkerwithout.livejournal.com
I want to say this is a hoax and a joke, but my Cynicism just laughs at me...

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