IASC

Date: 2005-09-16 07:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unnamed525.livejournal.com
The Interspecies Anti-Sex Committee is on the way.

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Date: 2005-09-16 07:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] benarian.livejournal.com
I'm sure that the cat appreciates the difference. No fucking cat-penis barbs. *shudders*

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Date: 2005-09-16 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
Slice of life:

Me: [sweeping her off her feet] Come wiz me, to ze casbah!
[livejournal.com profile] torrain: [giggles]
Me: Ve shall make ze beautiful muzic togezzer!
[livejournal.com profile] torrain: Oooh.
Me: Ve shall make love like tigers.
[livejournal.com profile] torrain: ...but [starts to wince]
Me: Und it shall zound like zis - MEEEROROOOOW! MRRRROOOOOOOW! MEEEEEEEEEEROW! MRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOWWW!
[livejournal.com profile] torrain: You know, you're very strange.

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Date: 2005-09-16 08:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unnamed525.livejournal.com
She's right.
You are very strange.

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Date: 2005-09-16 08:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] benarian.livejournal.com
I'll do my best to resist making a barbed comment.

*snickers*

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Date: 2005-09-17 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] torrain.livejournal.com
You do that. :)

(See, I like puns. Otherwise I'd be smacking you right now.)

(...*are* tigers barbed the same way as housecats?)

(Oh. Ouch.)

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Date: 2005-09-17 01:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] torrain.livejournal.com
I was about to say the cat could simply try lesbian sex, but then I remembered exactly what a cat's tongue feels like...

Poor cats. *All* the ends are pointy, except the tail.

And that'd just be sticky.

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Date: 2005-09-16 08:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pope-guilty.livejournal.com
Man, the Ghostbusters reference are just piling up.

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Date: 2005-09-16 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
Spooooooooky.

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