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A bill introduced by Sen. George Allen (R-VA) as "just a goof" several weeks ago was signed into law by President Bush Tuesday.

S. 1718, also known as the Preservation Of Public Lands Of America Act, authorized a shift of $138 billion from the federal Medicare fund to a massive landscaping effort that, over the next five years, will transform Yellowstone National Park into a luxury private golf estate.

"I thought it was pretty damn funny when I read over the draft of the thing," said Allen, who said he struggled to keep a straight face when he introduced the law. "Especially the part about how it would create over 10,000 caddy and drink-girl jobs. But I guess it went over people's heads."

The bill passed with a vote of 63-37.

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Date: 2005-09-21 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anivair.livejournal.com
Dude, you totally had me scared there for a minute.

And the fact that I bought that briefly speaks volumes.

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Date: 2005-09-21 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sivi-volk.livejournal.com
I'm starting to catch these Onion articles now.

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Date: 2005-09-21 09:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cmseward.livejournal.com
Even with the subject line, I *still* didn't catch on at first. Dammit. Maybe I've been watching too much Dr. Who lately.

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