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Beepilepsy - The brief siezure people sometimes suffer when their beepers go off, especially in vibrator mode. Characterized by physical spasms, goofy facial expressions, and stopping speech in mid-sentence.

Salmon Day - The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed in the end. "God, today was a total salmon day!"

Seagull Manager - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, shits over everything and then leaves.

From New Office Slang. Some of them are new to me, some of them I've seen before, and a whole lot of them are great.

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