Carter also said: "Duh, I eat poop!"
Sep. 26th, 2005 11:01 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
theweaselkingNow showing at The Denver Museum of Nature & Science - "Biblically correct tours"
"There's a lot of people asking questions about science," Rusty Carter, director of the Littleton-based Biblically Correct Tours, said.
Tour leaders say they're trying to point out flaws in the "so-called science" of evolution, which contradicts their own understanding of Creation. For Tanner Cameron, a fifth- grade student at Shaffer Elementary, a public school in Littleton, life's history finally began to make sense Saturday. "Ohhhh," he said as Carter's colleague Tyson Thorne explained how fossils form. Thorne's story included water, mud, sudden catastrophe ...
"They're fossilized from the flood!" Cameron exclaimed. "So maybe the dinosaurs became extinct because of the flood?"
The biblical flood fossilized dinosaurs, Thorne said, but dinosaurs made it onto the ark - all the animals did. He suspects Noah brought baby dinosaurs (because who would want an adult tyrannosaur around?), and the creatures succumbed to overhunting or climate change.
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"If the floods were to wipe out all of the evil creatures on the Earth, there must be a shitload of evil geese, ducks, fish, seals, otters, walruses etc.
Watch your back the next time you go to SeaWorld..."
- Eddie Izzard, attributed.
"There's a lot of people asking questions about science," Rusty Carter, director of the Littleton-based Biblically Correct Tours, said.
Tour leaders say they're trying to point out flaws in the "so-called science" of evolution, which contradicts their own understanding of Creation. For Tanner Cameron, a fifth- grade student at Shaffer Elementary, a public school in Littleton, life's history finally began to make sense Saturday. "Ohhhh," he said as Carter's colleague Tyson Thorne explained how fossils form. Thorne's story included water, mud, sudden catastrophe ...
"They're fossilized from the flood!" Cameron exclaimed. "So maybe the dinosaurs became extinct because of the flood?"
The biblical flood fossilized dinosaurs, Thorne said, but dinosaurs made it onto the ark - all the animals did. He suspects Noah brought baby dinosaurs (because who would want an adult tyrannosaur around?), and the creatures succumbed to overhunting or climate change.
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"If the floods were to wipe out all of the evil creatures on the Earth, there must be a shitload of evil geese, ducks, fish, seals, otters, walruses etc.
Watch your back the next time you go to SeaWorld..."
- Eddie Izzard, attributed.
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Date: 2005-09-26 03:51 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-26 04:13 pm (UTC)NOAH PUT 4 OF EACH ANIMAL ONTO THE ARC. TIME IS CUBIC 4 x 10 = 40 DAYS, DUMMY.
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Date: 2005-09-26 04:25 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-26 04:37 pm (UTC)does it make sense to anyone else?
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Date: 2005-09-26 04:39 pm (UTC)