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They're making a movie out of The Shadow Over Innsmouth.

Starring Tori Spelling.

Called "Cthulhu"

Shoot me now.

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Date: 2005-10-05 02:04 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
They did this once already. I think it was called "Dagon" or something. It was...loosely based, to say the least.

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Date: 2005-10-05 02:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vagabond27.livejournal.com
I thought Dagon was fairly okay, myself. It was pretty true to the spirit if not the word.

This, however.....

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Date: 2005-10-05 02:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unnamed525.livejournal.com
Yes. This will be total crap compared to "Dagon".

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Date: 2005-10-05 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pope-guilty.livejournal.com
Yes, it was called "H.P. Lovecraft's Dagon". It was awesome.

Tori Spelling + tentacles = straight to video

Date: 2005-10-05 02:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gothpanda.livejournal.com
Cthulu is a sea monster.

HaHa, haha, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Foolish mortals.

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Date: 2005-10-05 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anivair.livejournal.com
I don't know. I mean, tori spelling is practically the kiss of death, but without further information on the actual film I'll have to reserve judgment. But I can't say i'm hopeful.

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Date: 2005-10-05 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] demiurgent.livejournal.com
It's budgeted at under five hundred thou.

Weirdly, that means I accept it for what it is. Even Tori Spelling gets a bye on C-List movie adaptations that are underfunded by Roger Corman standards.

And there will be a movie night where I and my best MST buddies will watch it.

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Date: 2005-10-05 05:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] torrain.livejournal.com
Can't be tackier than Re-Animator.

(We are not to speak of that Re-Animator spoof you showed me, ever.)

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Date: 2005-10-05 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
I didn't show you Repenetrator. I showed you the TRAILER for Repenetrator.

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Date: 2005-10-05 05:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] torrain.livejournal.com
Bad enough.

Oh god, the memories... *shudder*

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Date: 2005-10-05 05:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] culfinriel.livejournal.com
Maybe she's food?

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