My band teacher passed that out to all of us one morning as if it were actually something we were supposed to play. It took some people several seconds of staring to realize it was a joke.
this is hilarious! I'm trying to muddle my way through all the terms for tablature in my Music 101 class, right now, so I'm even more appreciative. this is going to make re-reading the orchestral chapter even MORE fun!
OMG! My friend showed me this at school, and of course I had to run home and find it online! This is fantastic! It made my band director laugh for a long time, and my math teacher (who helps us out during marching band) cuss in the middle of class when he saw it! Outstanding!
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Date: 2005-10-07 06:12 pm (UTC)Say that again.
No, really.
Oh, yeah, that's goooooood.
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Date: 2005-10-07 06:16 pm (UTC)(Page two, part A, right under "With pesto." Choice might or might not have been deliberate on my part.)
Ha!
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Date: 2005-10-07 04:57 pm (UTC)I love it. I so need to send this to some ex-choir girls I know.
This one time, at band camp IN HELL...
Date: 2005-10-07 07:47 pm (UTC)I'd seen page two before, but not the first one.
Re: This one time, at band camp IN HELL...
Date: 2005-10-07 07:50 pm (UTC)Two possible meaning:
#1: I find all awesome things - in which case, I do my best to, yes.
#2: I find all things to be awesome - in which case, not really, but I share the non-awesome ones too because other people's pain amuses me.
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Date: 2005-10-07 07:54 pm (UTC)Heh. ;)
#1, definitely #1.
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Date: 2006-01-08 08:45 am (UTC)simply incredible.
=o)
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Date: 2006-01-08 08:41 pm (UTC)Easy to dance to...
Date: 2006-01-08 11:35 pm (UTC)(I've seen similar in real life.)
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Date: 2006-01-09 03:45 pm (UTC)INFLATE THE CLOWNS!!!!!!!!
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Date: 2006-01-10 03:01 am (UTC)(Look, at the end of my 2nd, or maybe 3rd year learning French Horn, the band director called my parents in and said, "Either she goes or I go.")
I wonder what Diana Wynne Jones would do with it?
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Date: 2006-01-12 06:15 am (UTC)pluck with dignity
Date: 2006-01-12 06:20 pm (UTC)no, it's not.
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Date: 2006-01-12 07:15 pm (UTC)I've got to send it to an old friend of mine from when I was a music student-- he's a band teacher now.
"Release the penquins"
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