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Oct. 14th, 2005 02:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
theweaselkingAh, yes, the Boston police - this time, the DA says they did nothing wrong when, responding to a call about a man threatening to kill himself, they shot him.
(Note: It actually was justified. That's not the point. The point is funny.)
Also,
"About 95 percent of what demons say should be ignored -- for example, if they tell you to drown your children," explains Albert Wiltex, author of the upcoming book, How to Use Demonic Chatter to Improve Your Life.
"But 5 percent is news you can use. Remember, demons exist outside of normal time -- they know a lot about the past as well as the future."
Also,
If you have been menaced by a squirrel, the Chicago Sun-Times wants to talk to you.
Also,
Strange cat in North Carolina was named "Five Toes" because, naturally, it has two tongues.
Also,
New Zealanders to make newest "science is eeeevil" horror movie - featuring genetically modified sheep GONE ROGUE.
Also,
In Delaware, researchers are investigating the possibility of using explosives to remove breast cancer.
Also,
Zombies roam the streets of Seattle, occasionally feeding on the living.
(Note: It actually was justified. That's not the point. The point is funny.)
Also,
"About 95 percent of what demons say should be ignored -- for example, if they tell you to drown your children," explains Albert Wiltex, author of the upcoming book, How to Use Demonic Chatter to Improve Your Life.
"But 5 percent is news you can use. Remember, demons exist outside of normal time -- they know a lot about the past as well as the future."
Also,
If you have been menaced by a squirrel, the Chicago Sun-Times wants to talk to you.
Also,
Strange cat in North Carolina was named "Five Toes" because, naturally, it has two tongues.
Also,
New Zealanders to make newest "science is eeeevil" horror movie - featuring genetically modified sheep GONE ROGUE.
Also,
In Delaware, researchers are investigating the possibility of using explosives to remove breast cancer.
Also,
Zombies roam the streets of Seattle, occasionally feeding on the living.
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Date: 2005-10-14 06:05 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-10-14 06:14 pm (UTC)Did you see the one about the university frat that decided the SCA needed more zombies in their diet, got dressed up, and shambled their way into court?
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Date: 2005-10-14 06:20 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-10-14 08:06 pm (UTC)Way less disturbing than the Christmas tree one.
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Date: 2005-10-14 06:34 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-10-15 12:04 am (UTC)It's got to be revenge for the one that got blown up in Bad Taste.