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[theweaselking]

The White House formally announced Thursday that George W. Bush will open the 2005 World Series in Chicago by throwing out the ceremonial first pitch, and then going on to pitch the first five innings against both the Chicago White Sox and the Houston Astros.

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[cmseward.livejournal.com]

Now that should be real news.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

I love the bit at the bottom about how he promises to pitch fairly to both teams, but the bookmakers have changed the listed odds HEAVILY in favour of Bush's preferred team, the Astros.

It's not true, but it's SO TRUE.