I think it was a very long time since I laughed this much.
Vi overtræder de Ti Bud i lejligheden før du flytter ind. Vi begærer vores næstes okse. Det er der ingen af vore konkurrenter der gør.
We break the Ten Commandments in the apartment before you move in. We covet our neighbour's ox, which no other realtors does.
Hvad betyder Sargool? Ikke en skid. Vi syntes bare, at det lød ondt: Sargooooool.
Hvis man f.eks. havde en onkel, der hed Sargool Jensen, ville det være en ond onkel. Tænk lige på det.
What does Sargool mean? Fuck all. We just thought it sounded evil: Sargooooool.
If you had an uncle called Sargool Jensen, he'd be an evil uncle. Think about it.
Vi forulemper køber, og ofrer ham til Satan. Vi tropper altid op ved din lejlighed iført ligsminke, slips og et smil. Det var sådan, Peter Norvig blev stor, og vi bliver de næste. Vi sjasker din lejlighed til i 9 % mere gedeblod end vores nærmeste konkurrent. Vi spiller dødsmetal på guitarer, der ligner økser.
We insult the buyer, and sacrifice him to Satan. We always show up at your apartment in corpse make up, tie and a smile. That's how Peter Norvig got big, and we're the next ones. We splatter your apartment in 9 % more goat blood than our closest competitors. We play death metal on axe-shaped guitars.
Alle vore konsulenter slog hovedet slemt sidst de var i Sverige og kan derfor tilbyde lånemodeller vore konkurrenter ikke ville røre ved en pæl.
All our agents were badly hit on the head the last time they were in Sweden. That's why we can offer mortgages other realtors wouldn't touch with a pole.
Køkkenet er nyrenoveret, blodigt og uhyggeligt, og et dystert orgel spiller automatisk når du åbner døren til køleskabet. Her kan du sidde med hele familien og spise lig. Fristet?
The kitchen is newly renovated, bloody and awful, and an organ plays gloomily every time you open the fridge. Here you can sit with your whole family for your cannibal dinner. Tempted?
Hilarious, although my Danish isn't the very best. (I'm pretty certain I got these parts right, though.)
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Date: 2005-10-24 06:48 pm (UTC)Vi overtræder de Ti Bud i lejligheden før du flytter ind. Vi begærer vores næstes okse. Det er der ingen af vore konkurrenter der gør.
We break the Ten Commandments in the apartment before you move in. We covet our neighbour's ox, which no other realtors does.
Hvad betyder Sargool?
Ikke en skid. Vi syntes bare, at det lød ondt: Sargooooool.
Hvis man f.eks. havde en onkel, der hed Sargool Jensen, ville det være en ond onkel. Tænk lige på det.
What does Sargool mean?
Fuck all. We just thought it sounded evil: Sargooooool.
If you had an uncle called Sargool Jensen, he'd be an evil uncle. Think about it.
Vi forulemper køber, og ofrer ham til Satan. Vi tropper altid op ved din lejlighed iført ligsminke, slips og et smil. Det var sådan, Peter Norvig blev stor, og vi bliver de næste. Vi sjasker din lejlighed til i 9 % mere gedeblod end vores nærmeste konkurrent. Vi spiller dødsmetal på guitarer, der ligner økser.
We insult the buyer, and sacrifice him to Satan. We always show up at your apartment in corpse make up, tie and a smile. That's how Peter Norvig got big, and we're the next ones. We splatter your apartment in 9 % more goat blood than our closest competitors. We play death metal on axe-shaped guitars.
Alle vore konsulenter slog hovedet slemt sidst de var i Sverige og kan derfor tilbyde lånemodeller vore konkurrenter ikke ville røre ved en pæl.
All our agents were badly hit on the head the last time they were in Sweden. That's why we can offer mortgages other realtors wouldn't touch with a pole.
Køkkenet er nyrenoveret, blodigt og uhyggeligt, og et dystert orgel spiller automatisk når du åbner døren til køleskabet. Her kan du sidde med hele familien og spise lig. Fristet?
The kitchen is newly renovated, bloody and awful, and an organ plays gloomily every time you open the fridge. Here you can sit with your whole family for your cannibal dinner. Tempted?
Hilarious, although my Danish isn't the very best. (I'm pretty certain I got these parts right, though.)
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Date: 2005-10-24 06:53 pm (UTC)