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[theweaselking]

Nanometer-scale car now has nanometer-scale pedestrian to run over.

Also,
Water deemed "not a beverage" for Tennessee.

Also,
UK to get first beaver in 500 years. "The beaver was hunted to extinction for its fur and the pain-relieving properties of its anal gland secretions."

Also,
Surgery.... in.... SPAAAAAAAACE!

Also,
We've got Beta. Betting on when and where Gamma forms starts...now!

Also,



Also,

World's Tallest Dog

Also,
Iqaluit family can't get insurance because it snows in Iqaluit.

Comments

[jerril]

I heard about that last one on the radio. They've got insurance, but it runs out in a few days and no-one will renew them. The bastards. They took the policy in the first place! It's not like they exactly hid the fact they're in the bloody arctic!

[unnamed525.livejournal.com]

Ah, the beauty of legal definitions.

Finally, once the population rises to huntable levels, people can partake in the traditional St. Valentine's Day dinner.

[gothpanda.livejournal.com]

"Here honey, I know it stings, but this Beaver Butt Cream will make it feel better..."

[cmseward.livejournal.com]

Experts say it is vegetarian so it should not deplete fish stocks in rivers, and the beavers could also help keep waterways clear.

These are the same beavers that build dams across waterways, right?