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[theweaselking]

Suicide by hanging went unreported for hours, because passers-by thought it was a halloween decoration.

Also,
Quote of the day:

Dear Mr. President,

Although I am extremely honored, and to be honest quite surprised, I must decline your gracious offer to become your nominee for SCOTUS.

After this grand journey is over maybe we can get together for a few drinks, trade stories and tell a few jokes.

Respectfully,

Patrick J. Fitzgerald
Your Faithful U.S. Attorney

Also,
The President of Iran says "God willing, with the force of God behind it, we shall soon experience a world without the United States and Zionism,"

Comments

[johan-g.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking I don't like this new Iranian president very much.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

He's also banned all films involving "liquor-swillers, God-denyers, drug takers, secularists, liberals, anarchists and feminists" (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051027/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iran_banned_films;_ylt=AiKLYuwYvAP.JMljKOYEDeCs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3b2NibDltBHNlYwM3MTY-)

[(Anonymous)]

That's terrible! You should so totally have a comma after "anarchists"!

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

Not putting in the comma makes Baby Jesus Cry.

This is not considered a bad thing.

[larabeaton.livejournal.com]

That first link is awful, and I'm a terrible person for finding it so funny.

[anivair.livejournal.com]

Well, the president of Iran isn't much off. If god doesn't stop talkingto Bush they soon will have a world without the US.