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[theweaselking]

Bush Awaits Rove's Decision On Whether Or Not To Fire Rove.

Also,


Also,
Italians discover the fabled Fountain Of Bacon.

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Baptist Scientologists?

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Also,
Can you pass the test and become a British citizen?

Also,
Mail-order porn video store fined 4,000 pounds after being sued by a customer who complained that the explicit covers didn't match the soft-core, censored contents.

Also,
Martin Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me." He repeated the rape allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down."

Finally, me for the rest of the day:

Comments

[unnamed525.livejournal.com]

What's the most disgusting things about the Rove thing is: 1) Bush apparently thinks that's a reasonable answer to the charge and 2) his knuckledragging supporters are going to spin some massive bullshit about how that is a reasonable response.

I find your lack of treats disturbing!

That cat is diseased.

If I read the book, I'm sure I could easily pass the test.

I have a pair of slippers like that last one.

[demongrrrrl.livejournal.com]

OK. WHAT is wrong with that poor little ... thing ... that is being held in the air?

Is its stomach SUPPOSED to look like that, all distended and purplish?

[unnamed525.livejournal.com]

I highly doubt it. It probably has worms, or something similar, and I hope that they're giving it medicine as well as a bath.

[eididdy.livejournal.com]

A pug with a Darth Vader costume on? Awesome. This makes up for many of your stupid cat posts. Keep trying, you'll work off your bad karma eventually.

[cmseward.livejournal.com]

I was really hoping the first one was from The Onion, but alas, no. *sigh* Just when you think the administration can't sink any lower.

[sivi-volk.livejournal.com]

What's this "woodshed"?

It sounds like they're suggesting Bush should metaphorically take Karl or Cheney out to a shed and butcher them and hide their bodies.

[jerril]

No, it's a reference to taking a child out to the woodshed to beat them with one of the pieces of split wood ready for burning.

[anivair.livejournal.com]

. . . though I approve of the first option as well.

[unnamed525.livejournal.com]

The problem is, that's all part of their twisted homoerotic BDSM games.

[desdenova.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't go besmirching wholesome activities like homoerotic BDSM games by association with the Bush administration!

[unnamed525.livejournal.com]

When there's a male prostitute spending the night in the White House when the only other person there of any importance is Dubya ...
Well ...
I'm not into coincidence theories so much.

[gothpanda.livejournal.com]

"explicit rumpy-pumpy"

I love the British.

[unnamed525.livejournal.com]

Yeah. They're brilliant.