Do not read this post.

[theweaselking]

You're not following instructions. Very well, you may read the post, but you must absolutely under no circumstances click this.

What is WITH you and not following instructions?

No, really, don't click it.

Not work-safe. Cut goes nowhere except to hide the link.

Comments

[stormfeather.livejournal.com]

What the flying bloody HELL is that? o_O

I mean, I know what it is... but... what the fuck is it?

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

"Art."

[sbproductions.livejournal.com]

that is horrible...
haha
i just got fired from my work! DAMN YOU!

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

I might feel bad if I hadn't marked it "Not work safe" and told you not to click on it.

[fortysevenbteg.livejournal.com]

You know...that's actually pretty good work. Not being a cum queen, but artistically. I mean, you can see some rough bits that could be cleaner (so to speak), but overall: A-.

[thathatedguy.livejournal.com]

I just need to know how your eyes found this well crafted travesty.

[drjon.livejournal.com]

I think it lacks a certain something.

A goatse reference.

Yeah. She could be holding the urethra gapingly open with both of her hands. That would work.

[harald387.livejournal.com]

I'm a good boy. I learned from the octopus that when The Great Weasel says 'do not clicky here', I should not clicky there. Now you people are scarred, and I am blissfully ignorant.

-K"H"S

[toku666.livejournal.com]

Disappointed.

I've come to expect a higher standard of outright amazement when I shouldn't be clicking on your links.

Also: The first thing I noticed was that they had misspelled "roadie."

Also squared: I have to disagree with fortysevenbteg. It either looks like, or is, bad Fark-level PhotoShop.

[ex-iocaste2.livejournal.com]

You think that's bad?

Try this (http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/32.html).

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Oh, and:

Superman's got heat vision. Wax melts. You KNOW there's going to be some therapy needed in, like, the next ten seconds.