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[theweaselking]

On the topic of space cadets,
When Fanboys Go Bad:

I kid you not, I have litterally spoken to Sephiroth in the Astral Plane.

Okay, I know I sound crazy...but I'm not. It is amazing, what we have spoken of...the things he has taught me...He is an extremely intelligent individual. On top of his intelligence, though he can be cold and slightly distant at times, he is really very kind...If anything, meeting him "in person" has made me fall for him even more.

And...I believe he loves me in return. In any case, he recognizes the marriage liscence I acquired four years ago. It's strange...like an unspoken agreement that we are bound by wedlock, though niether of us has ever really mentioned it.

July 14 is our wedding anniversary...and though I could give you a graphic recount of how I spent that night on that Astral Realm...I'll leave it up to your imaginations to suffice. *blushes*

How to become a saint: Loads of unprotected sex.

Speaking of loads of unprotected sex,
Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders arrested for having sex in a bathroom stall, punching out woman who interrupted them.

Random kitten:

Comments

[harald387.livejournal.com]

That's 'Carolina Panthers' cheerleaders - Florida Panthers play hockey, which has none. Sadly. I'm sure I'd enjoy watching nubile young women skimpily dressed in cold conditions. >.>

Yes, I'm a pig.

-K

[unnamed525.livejournal.com]

Lipstick lesbians with fucking attitude.

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

Isn't that more like "When fangirls go bad"?

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

No. The internet has taught me that rabid fancreatures out for hot astral or internet sex are always, always, always exclusively males.

[allysonsedai.livejournal.com]

Or is she referring to the cheerleaders?

[jchance.livejournal.com]

This is a consignment of geriatric shoemakers. :p

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Shipment of ancient cobblers?

I'm sorry, you appear to not make sense.

[jchance.livejournal.com]

"Load of old cobblers". It's swiped from an episode of "Yes, Prime Minister". Cobblers="cobblers' awls"="balls"

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see. Rhyming slang.

[anivair.livejournal.com]

It made me want to sign up for an account must so I could respond.

Man, and I thought I was weird.

[thathatedguy.livejournal.com]

good gad damn, the Sepiroth thing is a hoot. I almsot cried.

[stormfeather.livejournal.com]

Dude.

At least now I don't feel nearly so bad about my own fangirlisms. o_O

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

Kitten! EARS!

(That Sephiroth one reminds me of the girl who visited me at one of the festivals to ask for a blessing on her D&D character. No lie. I gave it to her because I figured that if that was the best thing she could find to spend the time, money, and effort it takes to get to that festival on, she had problems it would take more than a quick visit to fix.)

[unnamed525.livejournal.com]

At least we know now who stole the kitten.

[cmseward.livejournal.com]

Submitted for your amusement, linked by the person (vendaz) who posts the Pearls Before Swine cartoons in the LJ feed (pearlswine): What is TNG? A night at the Roddenberry. (With sound.)

[leighdb.livejournal.com]

Okay, Sephiroth person? Duuuuuuude.

I do believe his cheese has slipped off his cracker.